Tuesday, December 14, 2010

How Old Do I Have To Be For A Brazilian Wax

vows

of GIANLUCA Scarpaleggia


So at 13:42 the President of the Chamber Gianfranco Fini ruled: 311 in favor, 314 against , the House rejected. Ergo, Berlusconi continues to sail the raft. For now. It is surprising that to give a big hand to the Knight are just the "traitors" by FLI, two of them, Catia Polidori and Anna Maria Siliquini , voted against the confidence motion that had advanced a few days ago. In practice, the traitors have betrayed. The night will have taken their advice? Maybe. Not to mention Calearo , Cesario and Scilipoti , December 9 that they hurriedly put on the "Movement for National Responsibility." Responsible so that in five days have changed a little jacket and secured 'by a majority of oxygen until yesterday fiercely opposed. Silvio can be satisfied: the shopping Members of Deputies was a hard, exhausting at one point seemed exorbitant purchases even for someone like him, but eventually the sale is successful. But we know that three votes can not govern for long, the last to prove it was Romano Prodi in 2008, and we even agree with Calderoli that incredible to say, had the lucidity to say that this government, so small, eat the cake but it will not have time to enjoy the dove.
But perhaps the most emblematic image dell'agonizzante Executive is to Berlusconi who, during the operation of Di Pietro, up his heels and fled, followed by his melancholy tone, while the truths that resound in the classroom 314 this morning representatives of the Italian people have pretended to forget.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Does Anyone Know Yiffy Movies

The thrill of the insult

Two days ago one of our old friend on Facebook had the brilliant gimmick publish a post on their wall that heavy attack the figure of the secretary of the GD Rapolla, Cesare Borgia . Among assorted abbreviations ("xkè", "vekki", "SPEKKIO"), incorrect citations (one attributed to Voltaire), and fine lines (note the phrase "nu poc avissva cresc" in perfect condition rapollese), our friend is delights in a series of epithets worthy of the best Vittorio Sgarbi. But above all it reveals unparalleled in terms of consistency : after a series of insults and reviews, check here is that the maxim "offend and judge has failed "(sic).
Since the provocation came from Facebook, we decided to respond with a Demotivational (you can see below), and that is with one of those images accompanied by a satirical joke that so decimated the social network.

What Size Trowel Is Used For Ceramic Wall Tile

kannerezed-noz. The 4th part



Luzel, Cadiz

It The Lavandière de nuit, a story recorded by François-Marie Luzel , the heroine-victim, Kerbernès Marianna, is a a mother who liked to spin it so at least until often up to midnight and at daybreak, getting a fair amount of line on Saturday was going to sell at the market of Morlaix.
One Sunday evening, out in the yard around half past eleven to stock other lint, he met a woman - not known - that in his opinion, having regard to the light in the house, had planned to enter the time to ask. Marianna, evidently without suspicious, her inside and answered questions posed by the woman to learn about its habits and in your home. Then the stranger offered to stay with her to spin up at dawn and Marianna accepted.
left their work and soon realized that Marianna the guest spinning "with the speed of a steam engine." Guardatala carefully, only then noticed that his partner was very old and had a unique aspect for a moment that caused a shudder, but prefer not to say anything and continued his work.
quickly finished the raw material, Marianna thought it well to take advantage of the situation: therefore suggested to proceed with the cleaning and washing of the wire. They went to the washroom when performed so far beating the breath, and thereafter returned into the house, lit a fire over which put a big pot, and then each went out with a jug to fill it with water from the fountain.
Everything bustle came to wake her husband, who saw the unknown at work. The woman approached the bed so [1] and stared at the man with eyes like two burning coals, so that those with fear drove her head under the sheets and stood in silence.
The host then went out again while Marianna was returning, then her husband, having recognized the woman jumped out of bed and turned to his wife these words:
- wretch! So you did not see into the house a laundry night, and that this woman is not from God but from the devil! We close the door first, so that it can not fall, then we change position or inversion of everything he touched.
So they did: they threw the other end of the spinning wheel house and the fortress used by the laundress, overthrew the pot and poured water on the fire.
The woman, found the door locked, knocked and called out a couple of times in Marianna that opened, but the latter, warned by her husband, remained silent.
The washerwoman - that the narrator is also called 'witch', "the reprit sorcière (car elle était aussi sorcière)" - then turned to the things she used before, but none was able to open them: the spinning wheel had been "put down and thrown in the house ', the fortress had undergone the same treatment, the pot had been "turned over and thrown on the floor" [2] , the water had been poured on the fire, and finally the coals, wet from the water, they no longer had that "a surplus of life" that was dying.
At that point the witch cast a horrible cry, before he left he said to Maria:
- You were lucky to find a wiser of you to give advice, because otherwise, at daybreak found t'avrebbero cooked in the pot, along with your son ... From that day
Kerbernès Marianna 'lay down a proper hour, as everyone must do " [3] .

François Thépaut Luzel told in a second story called The Lavandière de nuit, which instead starring a girl Soezic ar Floc'h.
This was coming home one evening in April, around nine, after bringing the milk to the farm Loguellou (Botsorhel in Finistère), when a little 'before you get near a pond used as a wash, it heard himself called a couple of times but saw no one. Therefore hastened the pace, came to the pond and as he was jumping "the brook that flows," he heard three shots ladle on the stones of the wash, so violent as to make it resonate throughout the valley.
Soezic Then he remembered the many stories of villagers who claimed to have seen to that pool of laundresses at night. Beside himself with fear, ran breathlessly up to seek shelter in the first house encountered along the way, but here "fell as if dead, crossing the threshold." The girl fell seriously ill as a result to death [4] .

This can be approached another story Luzel harvest, Lavandière de La nuit du douet de Plougonven [5] , where it is said that three young men, returning home around two or three of a December night, after playing cards for several hours, they saw a "washerwoman in the night" who washed the laundry at the wash of Plougonven. One of them asked her if she wanted to be helped to twist, but the woman did not answer, got up and looked in the direction from which came the question. The three, in panic, they ran away "as if the devil was at their heels" and lost in the mad rush and threw hats and clogs. Achieved chaumière [6] that went along the road, went back inside, while the laundress was about to reach them with the intention of killing them with the spoon. Not being able to enter the house, the woman threw her tool against the door to the violent coup fell apart, "and before leaving they shouted:
" You may feel lucky, because if I had taken, I would have taught her to spend the night playing cards and find the street so late no need '"
The three young were waiting for daylight to go out and retrieve their hooves and hats. These were, however, found, broken and torn, "the stone of the pond where the washerwoman washing her laundry at night, by moonlight."

On seeing the 'lavandières de minuit, "who wash their sheets in the moonlight, also recalls Laouic Mihiac during a night vigil at the manoir of Keramborgne (the birthplace of Luzel), as narrated by Luzel in "Alan Kouri ' [7] .
If an unwary traveler as laundresses to help wring out the cloth turning them in the same direction, they twist the arms first, then the whole body. That's what happened, "the unfortunate Kloarec tank, at Pont-ar-Goazcan, a night that had lingered to drink in the village of Plouaret.

The text entitled Les Lavandières de Nuit, taken from Nouveaux Contes et Legends de Bretagne (1922) by François Cadiz , Contained in J. Berthou (1993): 58, is a witness to the most composite and singular traits, divided into three parts.
The first paragraph speaks briefly of laundresses and sentenced to hard time beating their laundry at night for his work, to live, Sunday, and appoint a couple of resorts in the Morbihan, where it was believed there was one, at least in the years before the publication of the work of Cadiz. Here, then, is mentioned in the presence Poul-er-Pont (Trinité-sur-Mer) of "a man who washed ', that one evening a crew tried in vain to capture the country in vain, as the" fuller "is moved from one stone to another with a speed surprising (and the trees waved as the storm, despite the weather).
In the second part, a few lines, refers to the "penitents of laundresses Brennilis" which "seem quite happily accept their punishment," because they sing sweetly on the banks of the river Ellez.

last part (of four paragraphs), next to a category of "ghosts in the night" considered male by the people - of whom I have spoken Cadiz in the previous paragraph - is placed a kind of female ghosts, the Kannerézed -Noz, and as the family of Hoper and Iannic-an-od [8] , should be considered esprits malfaisants or revenants. These women "who, when alive, were laundresses gossips, working without conscience; wear to the plot" the washing of the poor, rubbing it with stones to save the soap "[" le linge des pauvres, avec des pierres en the frottant économiser savon pour leur "]." Here, as is evident, Cadiz cites Le Men, but then uses J. Cambry, mentioning the key step on kannerezed "" Elles vous invitent tordre à leur linge, Cambry dit, vous les vous Cassenti the bras you aidez, vous vous les refusez noient you. " [9]
is then told the story of Jeannic C. of Brennilis, one Saturday evening after sunset, went to the river to wash clothes because the children were "decent clothes," the next day, Sunday. On the stone suddenly knelt down beside her "a woman of gigantic size, a Kannérez-Noz, huge teeth ed'una scary skinny."
Jeannic While washing sheets and blankets [ couettes 'feather bed', 'quilts, comforters'],' the laundress of the night "washing small things, but - what was even more unusual -" every time the Kannérez -Noz wringing a cloth in his hands, he sprang a gush of blood. Soon the river it was red. "
Jeannic, full of fear, she dared not get up, fearing they would be squeezed in turn. Meanwhile had appeared two laundresses, which put the laundry out to dry. "Their hands will also leave a trail of blood."
Jeannic at that point, no longer able to resist, fled to the village: his fortune for the laundresses not pursued because "the mothers of many children have not no power. "


[1] I assume it was a typical lit clos Breton swing that close.

[2] In J. Berthou (1993): 48 [F.-M.Luzel (1995): 170], reads: "- Je ne puis pas, répondit the marble on the renversée et m'a aussi sur l'aire de la Jetée maison. " L 'aire the soil is clay which forms the floor of the house of Maria, as I was explained by Jean Berthou same (in a letter dated 02/13/1994).

[3] J. Berthou (1993): 47-8;-M.Luzel F. (1995): 167-70.

[4] The story, narrated February 20, 1890, can be found on pp. 175-6-M.Luzel F. (1995), with the subtitle Soezic , and pp. 223-4-M.Luzel F. (2007), under the title The Lavandière de nuit et Soëzic ar Floc'h.

[5] It is located in F. -M.Luzel, Contes Inédits II. Texte établi et présent par Françoise Morvan, Rennes, Presses Universitaires de Rennes / Terre de Brume, 1995, and in-M.Luzel F. (2007): 215-7.

[6] Small farm house with a thatched roof.

[7] In Nouvelles Veillées Breton . Texte établi et présent par Françoise Morvan, Rennes, PUR / Terre de Brume, 1995, repeated in-M.Luzel F. (2007): 225, under the title Les lavandiéres de nuit de Pont-ar-Goazcan .

[8] The Hoper or noz-hopper, 'screamer Night' (so named for its cry Ho ho! , which is not the answer), and Iannic or-an-od-od-ann Yannic ('John of the coast', a drowned man screaming, which comes to break the neck of those who are so imprudent as to meet three times) are "malevolent spirits' confused with revenants [cf. A. Le Braz (1990): t. I, pp. LIV, 404 ff., And t II, pp. 222 ff., 239; Gw. The Scouëzec (1986b): 126].

[9] The step Cambry, as it shows J. Berthou [(1993): 9] - as seen [→ part 2] - 's a bit more extended. The term "de mauvaise grâce ', omitted from Cadiz, but this is the 1835 edition is curated by Souvestre [p. 20 cf. http://books.google.it/books?id=Rm32310wpkIC] and in that of 1836 [J. Cambry (1993): 40].

Sunday, December 12, 2010

What Kind Of Haircut Does Jeff Hardy Have

kannerezed-noz. The 3rd part



Souvestre, Le Braz

It Les Lavandières de nuit collected by Souvestre , it is said that a November 1, in the middle of the night, some Wilherm Postik , an "enfant de l 'ange noir " [1] , having to return to his village after so much time spent at the inn, at a crossroads chose the shortest route, which - as was known - was attended by dead. At midnight, in a valley, met him not climbing the cart of Death, Karr-an-Ankou , before which Wilherm showed no fear, but his usual cockiness, even when the Ankou was informed that he was going to take really him.
resuming our journey, just before the wash, he saw two white women who spread out the laundry on the bushes at the side of the road. Also stopped to talk with them.
- Why have you been up to so late in the lawn, my little doves?
- We wash, we dry it, we sew! said the two women at a voice.
- And what? asked the young man.
- The shroud of the dead speak and walk again.
- A dead man! Wow! I say the his name.
- Wilherm Postik.
The young man laughed louder than before and went down the stony path.
But as advancing more and more distinctly felt the blows of the night on the stones of laundresses douéz [the 'sink'] [2] : and soon saw them beat their shrouds chanting the sad refrain:
If a Christian is not to save
until we wash rating.
the moonlight, in the wind,
under the snow, the white shroud. [3]
When they saw the jolly jolly coming towards them, ran all with great cries, and present to their sheets and saying [shouting ('he criant)] to bring out the torches' water.
[...]
[Wilherm] took the end of a shroud of death presented to him, but in such a twist on the same side of her, because she had learned from his old and that was the only way to not to be crushed [4] .
While turning the sheet, so this is, however, other surrounding Wilherm laundresses, who recognized in them his aunt and his wife, his mother and his sisters. And all cried,
- A thousand misfortunes, who leaves her burn in hell! A thousand misfortunes!
And shook the long hair, raising their paddle in the air [5] white, and in all douéz Valley, all along the towpath, over all lands, countless [6] repeated entries :
- A thousand misfortunes! A thousand misfortunes!
Wilherm, beside himself, he felt the hairs stand up on his head in his agitation he forgot the precautions taken so far and began to twist the sheet on the other side. At the same moment the sheet as the clenched hands a vice, and the young fell flat [7] from the arms of iron washerwoman. [8]
His body was found at dawn by a girl Henvik (Finistère), was subsequently loaded on a cart next to the blessed candles but does not stay on, hence it was understood that he was damned Wilherm . Therefore was not placed in the parish cemetery, but "where they stop the dogs and the unbelievers", under the ' échalier [9] , ie the transition, with steps in the stone wall that bounds the complex Parish Breton ( enclos paroissiaux ).

In Celle qui lavait la nuit, Le Braz legend collected from the victim-protagonist of the story, Fanta Lezoualc'h, Saint-Trémeur, a Saturday night, came home after work laborers , decided to go to the river to wash the shirt of her husband and children, so they were dry for the sung Mass in the morning.
the river, taken from his work, did not notice the arrival of another washerwoman.
This was a woman with a slim figure, slender as a deer, and on his head an enormous bundle of linen so merrily as it had been a bundle of feathers.
- Fanta Lezoualc'h said, you have all day for you, you should not take my place at night.
Fanta jumped in fright, then managed to stammer that he was ready to cede the place. Then the woman replied that she was only joking and that he was indeed willing to help her wash clothes. Fanta agreed, and a bit 'before the ten-noz Maouès convinced her to go home, have dinner and quiet:
- You will not be there again on the third bite I brought the linen, white as it should.
At home, Fanta told her husband what had happened, the man's wife knew at once who had met that evening to the river:
- Unhappy! You accepted the help of a noz- maouès !
The man knew the remedy, however:
- Finish dinner, [...] then carefully store all tools that are on fire. Above hang the tripod in place. Sweep and then the house, so that the surface is clean, put the broom in the corner, head down. This done, wash your feet, throw water on the steps of the threshold, and go to bed. But be Leste.
His wife followed all the instructions suggested by her husband, as soon as it was driven into the bed, you heard a knock at the door was Maouès -noz. This asked in vain for three times that it be open.
Then there was a strong wind rising outside. It was the wrath of the noz- Maouès .
- Because there is no Christian that I open up, shouted a furious voice, tripod, come to the door!
- I can not, I'm hanging on to my nail, "said the tripod.
- Come then, thou broom!
- I can not, they put me upside down.
- Come then, thou water of the feet!
- Alas! Look, there are more than a few sketches on the steps of the threshold.
The great wind died away. Fanta Lezoualc'h heard the angry voice away muttering
- The "bad money"! Can rejoice that he had found a longer essay to instruct her properly! [10]
As stated in Le Roux - Guyonvarc'h, in this second story, unlike Les Lavandières de nuit de , there is no reference to any "Christian morality. The "paganism" of femme de nuit is certainly implied, but does not occur except through the very appearance of evil supernatural creature. "
About to all documents on the Breton folk lavandières de nuit, reported or taken into account in their work, the two authors can eventually draw some basic conclusions:
The mythical story is irretrievably lost and the Christianization has resulted :
- the anonymity of the gods [the Celtic goddess of war] reduced to a function name, rather modest, which has been preserved;
- the transposition of the action in an atmosphere, both Christian and punishment penance, both for fear of the dead turns ['des revenants'], since they are common in the interpretation popular one and the other possibilities.
folklores Celtic
In all, the facts reported in the notes from Le Braz agree. The washerwoman at night Breton is actually a survival, forgotten and dying out, the Celtic goddess of war. [11]


[1] A "son of ' dark angel', that is to say, the devil [É. Souvestre (2000): 103; Gw. The Scouëzec (1986): 270 (note)].

[2] Douéz : 'moat'> 'wash'.

[3] É. Souvestre [(2000): 107, note 2] riproduce he noted in the original ritornello:
We changed little Breton.
Quen na zaui kristen salver
Rede goëlc'hi hou liçer
Didan year earc'h year ag aer.
That is to say
Until he comes Christian savior
We must clear our shroud
Under the snow and wind.
[4] Nel testo di Souvestre: brise ('broken, broken') [É. Souvestre (2000): 108].

[5] In the text of Souvestre: battoirs ( flying or palette = 'scoop washerwoman') [É. Souvestre (2000): 108].

[6] In the text of Souvestre: des ('of') [É. Souvestre (2000): 108].

[7] In the text of Souvestre: Broy ('crushed') [É. Souvestre (2000): 108]. Broy is the term used in A. Le Braz (1990): t. II, p. 205, about the end that he would one day a man, a tailor, where he could not "between granting des maléfices" a revenant .

[8] Gw. The Scouëzec (1986): 37-8; É. Souvestre (2000): 107-8.
I usually replaced punctuation marks printed in Gw. The Scouëzec (1986), with those played in the 2000 edition of Le Foyer Breton [É. Souvestre (2000): 102-9].

[9] In Gw. The Scouëzec (1986): 38, the translator makes échalier with 'threshold', which I think, frankly, an understatement. In Gw. The Scouëzec (1989): 20-1, A. believes that the vertical slabs are being used to prevent animals from entering the cemetery (the domestic animals - primarily dogs - once circulated more or less freely in the ' enclos), but to define the sacred area without any interruption of the boundary.

[10] F. Le Roux, Ch.-J. Guyonvarc'h (1983): 84-6; A. Le Braz (1990): t. II, pp. 234-9.
The anger and the wind lifted from the souls of the damned: A. Le Braz (1990): t. II, pp. 205-6.

[11] F. Le Roux, Ch.-J. Guyonvarc'h (1983): 87.
Notes 1 and 2, attached to the story of Fanta Lezoualc'h [A. Le Braz (1990): t. II, pp. 238-9], should be G. Dottin, not Le Braz. We will now refer to beliefs-stories, respectively, of 'revenants' Irish, Scottish and Irish fairies, and "laundresses" of the Hebrides and Banshees. In
J. Berthou (1993): 11-2, one observes that the "very similar versions" of the legend reported by Le Braz Luzel and are "two versions stripped of all religious character which is manifested in the magic power of the Washerwomen. However, it can identify a reference to Christian beliefs in a sentence pronounced by the husband of the heroine-victim's story Luzel [→ 4 ª parte]: "cette femme [a Lavandière de nuit ] he vient pas de la part de Dieu corn de la part du diable ! [J. Berthou (1993): 47].