Saturday, January 1, 2011

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At this rate, we'll probably have to open a section of our blog specially dedicated to Demotivational . After that was published following the insults to our Secretary on Facebook youth (see Article The shiver of the insult of December 13 last year), here a few days ago a nice architect rapollese left ' elegant letter to the Board of the City of Rapolla groups (the Democratic Party and the Socialist Party). On the contents of the letter, I leave it to you. With regard to the form , we think we've come, in fact, a Demotivational that you can see below. Also publish the following letter in reply that the Mayor and the Board have sent groups to the writer / architect.









the Council Groups




OPEN LETTER TO THE ARC. ROCCO CARUSO


Dear architect
we read your letter desperate the first version you sent e-mail to all employees of the City , sincerely wanted to read it in a gulp, "but it is difficult to understand and, therefore, we had to read it slowly and with enormous effort we have come to the end.

From reading, we concluded that a politician is absolutely nothing with absolute sadness but we understand that the Minister has reason Gelmini: the university reform is absolutely necessary if the results are those that you embody to perfection!

sense of responsibility towards our fellow citizens, dear readers of your letter, we decided to return the correct version in Italian and uncensored expressions unedifying (pork, itchy ass, out of the potty, mongolino gold), show that, without a shadow of doubt, all your professionalism.
With absolute amazement we had to correct errors (horror) grammar, many for just a two-page letter, which added words of inspiration to compose a dialect incomprehensible mix for which we want to compliment you.

We stressed in the letter, highlighting the expressions of inspired slang, expressions of censure and HORRORS (ERRORS) grammar which we list in the order they were written in the letter:

- ; (phrase) OMISSIS ... .... I'm fine so I hope you (an expression to be found in encyclopedias, perhaps you have inspired William Shakespeare!);
- ; or said (Italian version: I SAID);
- but yet (Italian version : MA is written without the accent and grammar is correct but that the expression and therefore are not used together);
- SLUTTY (a word you use too often but we believe both complaint);
- ALCOHOL (bravo this unintentionally apt also have our dictionary says "alcohol." derives from the Arab voice "alcohol" ... but since h (ACCA) is suppressed in Italian, and 'become' alcohol '... then, since it is a two-syllable word and not trisillabe, "alcohol "- evidently know Arabic well the next letter in Arabic that it is better to write it!);
- OF profiqua (you write well with the EC is not the q, you could also copy from our point!);
- ; SATTRAZIONE (Did you mean to WRITE SUBTRACTION);
- STRUGENTE (Consume you write with two g);
- RICUVUTO (maybe you wanted to write RECEIVED)
- WRAPPED (but what a mess in the first grade teaching to write at times);
- itching ass (in keeping with your talkative but we believe it is by complaint);
- REPERIMETO (perhaps intends to find);
- (phrase) Omission ... .. give joint appointment to the undersigned is the geologist ... (but the "e" in the sentence is to use the "e" and not joining verb! - E (ed) is the conjunction of simpler all, and only indicates the addition of a concept to another in general);
- (phrase) OMISSIS ......... that such research was started ... .. (Italian version: that such research is' ... STARTED!);
- I would, ADVISED (corrected version: I would report - without the comma and informed is singular because you're a person not so many people!)
- Outside potty and mongolino gold (FROM CRITICISM!)
- THERE (look what is written there!).

We were able to correct errors (horror) but as to the content and meaning of the letter can not do anything, we do not have the divine power to create something from nothing!

recommend to your party to promote an Italian course designed for if you go out flyers with their written symbols in this way are likely to reduce significantly their consent at the national level is around the 0.8%!

to you instead suggest drinking a glass of CAMERLENGO before writing it may be that the nectar of the gods convince them to help in the undertaking not to laugh, even the chickens!

Anyway congratulations once again to the the of Italian, you've demonstrated an ability "politics" out of the ordinary.
for 2011 continues write, write, write that the others laugh, laugh, laugh!

Greetings!

Groups Board

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